I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR
OH MY GOD
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
omg can just I express how much I HATE these posts?
- Reblogging this post won’t change the fact that 17 teens commit suicide every day.
- Not reblogging doesn’t mean you’re heartless, it just means you know this post is meaningless and don’t want to bother with it.
- Guilt trip posts are the worst posts on Tumblr.
- It degenerates into an endless circlejerk of “I CARE!!!” and becomes more of a trend than anything else (this post has over 600,000 notes)
Posts like these are everywhere (reblog if you hate cancer, reblog if you aren’t homophobic, blah blah blah). They’re so stupid and pointless. Of course anyone who isn’t a sociopath cares!
I’m not trying to guilt the people who do reblog these, but for the love of all things good and holy, don’t try to shame people into reblogging a silly little post that won’t actually change anything (“REBLOG IF U HAVE A HEART,” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW,” “ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS”).
This needs more notes
Tumblr is getting as bad as Facebook with this problem.
Seriously cut it the fuck out no one likes it when people do this shit I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE DON’T FUCKING DO IT